What's green and red, and goes round and round? A frog in a cuisinart! Or maybe this critter.

Chaotic Monsters detect as chaotic, and are all secretly giant frogs. Maybe not on the ouside, but they are where it counts.

• Protection from Law - Continuous, as the spell.
• Crazy Pills - Whenever this monster deals damage, defender must make a will save (DC 10+CR) or be stunned for 2 rounds.
• DR2/Lawful - Pretend this matters.